Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank ( Photos )

Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by nastycgolden: 9:48am On Nov 26

1. The insanely long queues
If you ever need to go into a banking hall to do whatever, be sure to cancel all your plans for the rest of that day because for some reason, it’s impossible to go into a banking hall and not meet at least 5000 men (excluding women and children). With the crowd, you’d think Jesus was about to show up to start sharing bread and fish.

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by nastycgolden: 9:49am On Nov 26

2. The nausea-inducing combination of heat and body odour.
Banks like to do this thing where they turn most of the air conditioners off when the banking hall is chock full of people, forcing everyone present to inhale the combined stench of all the people there who decided to not shower that morning before leaving their homes. Because I’m paranoid, I believe they do this to mess with us.

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by Jibwillz: 9:52am On Nov 26

hmmm

Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by nastycgolden: 9:52am On Nov 26

3. Those people that do this:
You lend someone your pen so they can fill their teller or whatever and the next thing you know, they’re gone. Vanished. With your pen! Pens are like N20! If you have a bank account then you definitely have more than N20 so WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU bleeping KLEPTOMANIAC?! DO YOU WANT ME TO SWEAR FOR YOU?!!!

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by nastycgolden: 9:55am On Nov 26

4. All those people that come up to you on the queue:
So I get that people like to keep spaces in the queue as soon as they come in. It saves time. But if you’re one of those people that keeps a space on the queue and then goes to sit down until it gets to your turn, you’re mad. If you’ve had no one to tell you before, I’m here now. If you’re not sick, disabled or pregnant, don’t do this. You’re not the only one that’s tired. Nonsense.

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by nastycgolden: 9:57am On Nov 26
5. The occasional terrible customer service.
After spending what seems like the better part of your youth standing in line, you’ll then get to the cashier/customer care person and get a Bleep ton of attitude thrown in your face. It’s either the person is doing things in slow motion (like Nick, the DMV sloth in Zootopia) or they’re answering your questions as if you’re disturbing them. Right then you just feel like shouting:

“Listen, Miss. Chioma. I’m not here to toast you. Stop doing face like monkey wey lick lime and fix my dispense error problem abeg!”

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by nastycgolden: 9:58am On Nov 26
6. Those stupid automatic doors.
Let me tell you a short story. A couple of months ago, I’d just started working out. This friend of mine told me that she could already see results and I’d lost a ton of weight so naturally, I started feeling myself. I sent out a broadcast message to everybody on my Whatsapp contact list that was basically just a collection of my shirtless selfies (because why the hell not?) and started wearing fitted t-shirts (LOL!) You know what took this new found confidence from me?

Automated bank doors.

I got to my bank and on my way in, the stupid voice that comes from the stupid doors started screaming, “ONLY ONE PASSENGER AT A TIME!!!” All the people around stared at me in pity like I was the Michelin tyre man as those damn doors turned me back 4 times, all the while still screaming “ONLY ONE PASSENGER AT A TIME!!!”. A security guard had to go in and open it for me manually.

Banks need to deal with these body shaming doors. Allow people to be plus-sized in peace. Na fat I fat. I no kill person. �

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by nastycgolden: 9:58am On Nov 26 Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:24am On Nov 26
The most annoying for me is the ATTITUDE of the bankers!

On top my money wey them dey do profit sharing every year, one opportuned mofo will still be forming for me

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by Queenlovely(f): 10:28am On Nov 26

Ever since I gave my local bank an idea, the Queue reduced tremendously. Deposit from below 50000 should be taken to bulk room and attended to later.
Depositors with 50k and Above should queue up.
As for the former people. They just submit their money is a transparent box and leave. The cashier would attend to it later

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by nastycgolden: 6:36pm On Nov 26

Lalasticlala please move this thread to fp

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by Sharon6(f): 10:26pm On Nov 26
Lol… Funny points especially that of the doors.

GET RID OF STRETCH MARKS, CHECK MY SIGNATURE!

Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by MaryBenn(f): 10:26pm On Nov 26

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by favourmic(m): 10:26pm On Nov 26

i hate going to bank like mad, thank God for internet banking and mobile banking all i need is look for someone that need money transfer to his/her account and collect the money….

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by Silentscreamer(f): 10:27pm On Nov 26

that moment when someone walks up to u and ask: is someone in your back?… No he’s not in my back he’s inside my stomach…

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by tonididdy(m): 10:27pm On Nov 26
why are they annoying?

Op na only you get money for bank.?

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by Flashh: 10:27pm On Nov 26

To avoid all these. Have your own bank in your room.

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by Primusinterpares(m): 10:27pm On Nov 26

lol

Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by ayatt(m): 10:28pm On Nov 26

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by wunmi590(m): 10:28pm On Nov 26
Honestly, thanks to diamond bank, with their fast response, I don’t even know the last time I entered into the banking hall to lodge complain.

Any issue I got, I just send email, and I get response almost immediately, even sometimes if my money hangs, I dint bother calling or sending mails to them.

They have seen it on their system, max is two days, they would revert it, without calls or mails from me.

Going to the bank to lodge complain, is a No No to me these days, because your 30min would be changed to 3hours

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by Pidginwhisper: 10:28pm On Nov 26
But I sabi annoy dem by making deposit of 30naira on the counter to add join the 39,997 I get for account to cmot 40k.

Even if na 1k I wan cmot and dem cmot 10naira, na that 10naira I dey deposit

But I dey borrow pen like say tmorow no dey

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by dkam: 10:29pm On Nov 26

Lol

Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by Yinxies(f): 10:30pm On Nov 26

Cashless policy… Way to go

Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by ayatt(m): 10:30pm On Nov 26

nastycgolden:
6. Those stupid automatic doors.
Let me tell you a short story. A couple of months ago, I’d just started working out. This friend of mine told me that she could already see results and I’d lost a ton of weight so naturally, I started feeling myself. I sent out a broadcast message to everybody on my Whatsapp contact list that was basically just a collection of my shirtless selfies (because why the hell not?) and started wearing fitted t-shirts (LOL!) You know what took this new found confidence from me?

Automated bank doors.

I got to my bank and on my way in, the stupid voice that comes from the stupid doors started screaming, “ONLY ONE PASSENGER AT A TIME!!!” All the people around stared at me in pity like I was the Michelin tyre man as those damn doors turned me back 4 times, all the while still screaming “ONLY ONE PASSENGER AT A TIME!!!”. A security guard had to go in and open it for me manually.

Banks need to deal with these body shaming doors. Allow people to be plus-sized in peace. Na fat I fat. I no kill person. �

lol i was once traped for 2mins in that door.. you need to see how my heart was pounding

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by PqsMike: 10:31pm On Nov 26
Bros sorry….Pls are u the last person on the queue

Me (in my mind): God forbid, I will never be the last

Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by emeijeh(m): 10:31pm On Nov 26

You forgot the ones forming posh, but cannot fill deposit or withdrawal slips properly.

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by wolextayo(m): 10:31pm On Nov 26

nastycgolden:
1. The insanely long queues
If you ever need to go into a banking hall to do whatever, be sure to cancel all your plans for the rest of that day because for some reason, it’s impossible to go into a banking hall and not meet at least 5000 men ( excluding women and children). With the crowd, you’d think Jesus was about to show up to start sharing bread and fish.

Why did you exclude women in the first place?
Are they not also human?

Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by Nonnyflex(m): 10:32pm On Nov 26

Lol… I love your delivery… Those land sorry pen grabbers.. I am not understanding ooo
As for the I am behind your back people I always surprise them… If u ask me later my answer is I don’t really recognize you…

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Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by oluwasegun007(m): 10:32pm On Nov 26
and my bank comes to mind….
Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by seunlly(m): 10:33pm On Nov 26

Lol

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