We’re Team Parman on this one
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned on a long-running reality TV show she used to star in, is 100% what William Congreve would have written if he were about today.
And we are feeling for former Towie star Fran Parman after The Only Way Is Marbs aired last night.
In it, her former boyfriend allied himself with the singletons while holding onto a golden pineapple and announcing, coquettishly, words to the effect that he was ready to mingle.
It’s the first time James ‘Diags’ Bennewith has appeared on screen since his shock split with Fran, and she was naaawt happy with her former lover.
“So I’m embarrassing for saying I’m heartbroken on twitter but yet you go on national TV and announce your single ok babe lol,” she tweeted.
“He broke my heart I wrote it on twitter n he f*cked off to ibiza and all I got in them 4 days was a text saying I’m embarrassing,” she continued.
And Fran’s not the only one feeling sad / angry (sangry?) after last night’s show.
Lady Nadia Essex of Celebs Go Dating was so incensed by Dan Edgar’s treatment of Amber Turner she reached out to offer her support.
“Just caught up on Towie @AmberTurner_x darling pay him no minds. I’ll help you find a man who worships & deserves you,” she wrote on Twitter.
The newish Towie starlet has been enjoying a friends-with-benefits relationship with beardy Dan Edgar, but in scenes aired yesterday he was not very friendly towards her.
“She openly puts it on a plate for me, but I don’t want no more than that,” is what Gemma Collins reckons he’s been saying about his lover, which made us feel pretty darn sangry too.
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