The hilarious Christmas decorations that put the X into Xmas by mistake

THESE naughty Christmas decorations put the X into Xmas entirely by mistake, proving ’tis the season to be jolly … rude.

Santa clutches a festive candle that bears an unfortunate resemblance to something that’s normally found in the bedroom.

 This Christmas candle clutched by a Santa bears an unfortunate resemblance to something that's normally found in the bedroom

This Christmas candle clutched by a Santa bears an unfortunate resemblance to something that’s normally found in the bedroom

While a palm tree tree festooned with lights in someone’s front garden creates an unfortunate outline.

Elsewhere there’s a bum-shaped bauble.

And a snowman family in a bizarre tryst.

A pendant hanging from a door handle should come with an elf warning, too.

It’s enough to send you Christmas crackers.

Tree And Easy

 This palm tree festooned with lights creates an unfortunate outline

This palm tree festooned with lights creates an unfortunate outline

Elf Warning

 This elf is the victim of an unfortunate pendant design

This elf is the victim of an unfortunate pendant design

Bumderful Christmas Time

 Who rearly wants a bauble that looks like a backside?

Who rearly wants a bauble that looks like a backside?

Snow And Easy

 This snowman family get close at Christmas

This snowman family get close at Christmas

In Good Elf

 This elf and his Christmas cannon bear an unlucky resemblance to something else

This elf and his Christmas cannon bear an unlucky resemblance to something else

Santa Pours

 This light display is a wee bit unfortunate

This light display is a wee bit unfortunate

Ding Schlong Merrily On High

 A topless woman in a Santa hat sits astride a glittering penis in this adult tree decoration

A topless woman in a Santa hat sits astride a glittering penis in this adult tree decoration

Claus out

 Santa and Mrs Claus are caught short

Santa and Mrs Claus are caught short

Christmas Sneer

 This festive bauble is a great gift for someone you don't love

This festive bauble is a great gift for someone you don’t love

Beer We Snow

 These beer decorations are perfect for the drinker in your life

These beer decorations are perfect for the drinker in your life

Halle-loo-jah

 This urinal is spreading the festive cheer with a pair of baubles dangling from it

This urinal is spreading the festive cheer with a pair of baubles dangling from it

Farter Christmas

 Santa clutches his backside as he tries to warm it round a fire

Santa clutches his backside as he tries to warm it round a fire

Santa Pause

 This bad Santa warns his trousers aren't to be touched until December 25

This bad Santa warns his trousers aren’t to be touched until December 25

Sin-ta Claus

 This naughty Santa has swapped his red trousers for stocking and heels

This naughty Santa has swapped his red trousers for stocking and heels

Christmas Presence

 Naked Santa guards his modesty by clutching onto a gift

Naked Santa guards his modesty by clutching onto a gift

No Cane Do

 This poor Santa appears to have got a candy cane wedged in an unfortunate place

This poor Santa appears to have got a candy cane wedged in an unfortunate place

Breast Intentions

 Boob-shaped bauble is a Christmas cracker

Boob-shaped bauble is a Christmas cracker

Having A Blast

 This gold hand grenade is not your typical tree decoration

This gold hand grenade is not your typical tree decoration

That’s A Bit Rude-olph

 This red-nosed reindeer appears a little rude-olph

This red-nosed reindeer appears a little rude-olph

How’s Your Father

 This Santa keeps his hat on even when he's not delivering presents

This Santa keeps his hat on even when he’s not delivering presents

Oh Deer

 These romping reindeers put the X into Xmas

These romping reindeers put the X into Xmas


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