EVERYONE knows that kids say some funny things, but apparently, if left alone with a pen and paper, they write funny things too.
From reprimanding their parents to secret love letters… these children’s notes will have you laughing out loud.
This kid wasn’t impressed with his father’s choice to slumber rather than spend time with him
One child confessed that she and her classmate fancied a boy.
While another insightfully thanked his mum for feeding him so he “don’t die”.
But the creepy thank yous don’t end there as another lad showed gratitude for the squirt gun that he “will shoot you with”.
Here is our selection of the best from around the web. Enjoy…
This love letter shows the strain of forbidden love
This lucky chap has two ladies enamoured by him
Fight for this love
This rather disturbing thank you note shows one boy’s passion for his parent
Made a meal of it
The very morbid thank you note is certainly straight to the point
This little one is sorry despite being pretty sure he’s done nothing wrong
Eye heart you
This love-struck letter writer has even dotted his eyes with hearts
This is willy bad
This unfortunate fireman picture looks like something very different
Playing it cool
This young lad was easily pleased
Some great chemistry
This clever little chappy has injected some science into his love note
Just say no…
This is an interesting way of addressing the drug use problem in the UK
This cheeky chap wasn’t fooling anyone with this ‘no school’ note
Take your time
This wise responder decided to take some time to consider their feelings
Sure fire way to make friends
This ominous note is half thanks and half threat
Just a shot in the dark…
Catherine clearly has a brutal sense of humour – or poorly trained assassins
Are you fur real?
Ava didn’t feel it was appropriate to sign off her note with love
Just too awesome
This kid definitely thought he was a genius when he wrote his cheeky note ‘from his parents’
That told them
Chloe felt she needed to address her parents’ attitude with this stern note
This brutally honest note is not what the teacher had in mind
Time to call it a night?
This observant little one noted down an evening’s worth of TV watching with his dad
That snot cool
This honest student flagged up a potential health hazard
This kid didn’t feel like letting the lie run on too long
This child had some extreme ideas as to how to could make amends for breaking a plate
Remember the old Bethany Platt on Corrie? This is what she looks like now
THE BREAST CANDIDATE
Meet Jo Marney, the glamour model dating Ukip leader Henry Bolton
A bit fishy
McDonald’s and KFC workers reveal menu items ‘you should NEVER order under any circumstances’
Ever wondered what GHD stands for? This is what the company’s name really means
DAD’S NOT COOL
Women watch more porn than ever before, here’s the top thing they search for
Meanwhile this is what happens when you let four and five-year-olds loose with their mum’s WHOLE make-up bag.
If you enjoy that, you’ll love these photos showing the precise moment kids were caught using their mum’s make-up.
Or perhaps these hilarious snaps show children accidentally “giving the finger” will tickle your pickle?
While these parents shared hilarious snaps of their children causing chaos during the school holidays.
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