A MUM has taken aim at ‘perfect parents’ – exposing the REAL dirty work of raising children.
Chelsea O’Connor launched into a hilarious, sweary Facebook rant over parents who ‘pretend’ not to feed their kids processed foods or let them go on iPads.
Chelsea O’Connor, a nail technician from Bolton, has nailed the reality of being a parent in a hilarious viral FB post slamming ‘perfect parents’
Her on-the-nose outburst has gone viral as thousands of parents appreciate someone revealing just how hard being a mum or dad is, and how normal people cope with their tiny terrors.
It also exposes the social media mums who are keen to look ‘perfect’ and criticise other folks for trying to make their lives easier.
Chelsea Posted: “I Never Let my Kids eat processed Foods…
“Oh p*** off Paula you lying b******! After a week of 3 school runs a day, plus the ‘I forgot my banana on the stairs Mum’ re-run before you eventually turn up for work, looking like something a f****** cat dragged in, you reach for those Chicken T****ing Nuggets, Chips and Beans on a Friday Night like we all do!”
Chelsea told real mum’s it’s ok to cook chicken nuggest, to give your kids their iPads to stop them swinging off the curtains, and ok to let them steal the odd cookie
Her myth busting continues: “My Kids are in bed by 7pm every Night…
“Really Susan?? REALLY?? Because my little c***s were swinging from the curtains like f****** spider monkeys every night last week until 8:30pm when they eventually shut the f*** up and went to sleep.”
And she had something to say on the issue of iPads too.
Chelsea posted: “My kids are only allowed their tablets for 20 minutes a day…
“Barbara you’re a lying b******! We all tell them to ‘watch a film’ whilst we clean our s***hole houses, then before we know it they’re neck deep and two hours into some screaming little t*** on YouTube, watching them play an Xbox game that they f****** own themselves, but noooooo, its more fun watching some snotty bratty b****** playing it!”
My kids are in bed by 7pm every night… “Really Susan?? REALLY?? Because my little c***s were swinging from the curtains
The nail technician from Bolton goes on: ““Mine aren’t allowed treats in between meals, they have fruit…
“Carole you bulls******* a*** goblin! I left the room for 5 Minutes last week and this happened.
“A f*** tonne of milk. A whole tray of biscuits. Both ipads and massive happy faces!
“Like f*** I was taking it off them. I was proud of their teamwork!
“They’re Children. They should be allowed Chicken Nuggets for Tea every now and then.”
And she signed off her amazing message with a rally call for all REAL parents.
She posted: “Mums You’re doing just fine.
“Make the f****** nuggets. Utilise the ipads so you can maybe hear the voices in your head again.
“Let them knacker themselves out playing TMNT upstairs on the c****** curtains until they flake out, and let them have a treat, Let them steal the cookies from the cupboard and let them be f****** proud of it!”